I have to apologize for being tardy again, but I was in a bit of a pickle this morning and had to take care of some serious birthday business for the Hunter. His 21st is tomorrow, and though he does not think so, he IS in fact more important than my blog. Precious readers, don’t take offense, but if Perpetual Perfection was more important wouldn’t you worry about my sanity? 

On to today! Happy March 1st! I can’t tell you how excited I am about the warm weather I KNOW IS COMING, but for us Alabama kids its not for another few days since it supposed to stinking snow tomorrow. I know, SNOW. In Alabama. On March 2nd. Don’t even get me started. I am one pissed kitty. I hate cold. Speaking of cold, the Olympics came to an end last night, and I am a little upset about it! I feel like I didn’t take full advantage of the great games! I didn’t even watch closing ceremonies. I am a shaking fan apparently, but they just didn’t speak to me like have in the past. Is it because they just weren’t that awesome this year? Or because I have a life? I fear that its the first, and not the second because I don’t have a life, I DO however have school. I blame school. There’s your culprit. I did my research though, check it out!

Okay, soooo our glorious country came in third for the gold, who likes gold anyway? Platinum is new gold. I think they should change it, add a fourth medal or give the bronze the boot. I am all for tradition, but bronze is just plain tacky. Don’t you think? United States dominated over all! U-S-A! U-S-A! Suck it other countries, we are awesome with or without the olympics. Y’all are just jealous. Neighboring nations, like my mom always say “if ya can’t beat ’em, join ’em!” I think y’all should just hop on board with Western culture and embrace capitalism. It works! We have fun. We make money. We’re free. And I’m done with patriotic preaching! 

Who watched the hockey game? I got so into it. I was yelling at the TV. “NO, GET HIM! KNOCK HIM DOWN! TAKE OUT HIS KNEE!” I don’t think I should be a soccer mom. It won’t turn out well for the kids on the other team. 

Stupid Canada. Its all they do. Its cold like nine months out of the year. You could get pregnant, carry the baby, deliver it, AND ITS STILL SNOWING! Fine, whatever take your stupid gold metals. We’ll give them to you because we know how miserable y’all are up there. Your neighbors down South are warm AND have more metals than you. Canada, thanks for hosting… I guess. Bitter, party of one? Yes, yes I am.

I know no one really WINS the Olympics and its about unity and blah blah blah. Whatever, I am competitive. We won. Let freedom and awesomeness ring! GOD BLESS AMERICA. 

Who’s with me? Wave those beautiful stars and stripes! Sing “You’re a grand ‘ole flag,” and generally be the obnoxious Americans we have been raised to be! Its your right as an American and as a country who just whooped up on the world! Do it. Brag. You know you want to.


  1. March 2, 2010 / 12:22 am

    Love the pregnant joke. Nicely done!

  2. March 2, 2010 / 5:05 am

    AHHH!You make a Mommy proud!!!I love it!God Bless the USA!p.s.Blame Canada!!!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *