On to today! Happy March 1st! I can’t tell you how excited I am about the warm weather I KNOW IS COMING, but for us Alabama kids its not for another few days since it supposed to stinking snow tomorrow. I know, SNOW. In Alabama. On March 2nd. Don’t even get me started. I am one pissed kitty. I hate cold. Speaking of cold, the Olympics came to an end last night, and I am a little upset about it! I feel like I didn’t take full advantage of the great games! I didn’t even watch closing ceremonies. I am a shaking fan apparently, but they just didn’t speak to me like have in the past. Is it because they just weren’t that awesome this year? Or because I have a life? I fear that its the first, and not the second because I don’t have a life, I DO however have school. I blame school. There’s your culprit. I did my research though, check it out!
Okay, soooo our glorious country came in third for the gold, who likes gold anyway? Platinum is new gold. I think they should change it, add a fourth medal or give the bronze the boot. I am all for tradition, but bronze is just plain tacky. Don’t you think? United States dominated over all! U-S-A! U-S-A! Suck it other countries, we are awesome with or without the olympics. Y’all are just jealous. Neighboring nations, like my mom always say “if ya can’t beat ’em, join ’em!” I think y’all should just hop on board with Western culture and embrace capitalism. It works! We have fun. We make money. We’re free. And I’m done with patriotic preaching!
Who watched the hockey game? I got so into it. I was yelling at the TV. “NO, GET HIM! KNOCK HIM DOWN! TAKE OUT HIS KNEE!” I don’t think I should be a soccer mom. It won’t turn out well for the kids on the other team.