Cat Confessions: Week 3

I sent a screenshot to the wrong person… and lied about it. I was texting with a certain someone when I received a text that surprised me. I was freaking out about what to say, so I used my favorite life line, “Screenshot the conversation and text your best friend.” I quickly took a screenshot and without thinking, clicked “chose existing” and fired that bad boy off with the caption “Um, what?” He quickly responded, “Huh?” I about died. Thankfully, he didn’t realize what I was doing and just responded, “Wait, my phone is freaking out! Not sure what’s happening. Call me later! :)” Yeah, I definitely knew what was happening…

I love Quizzes. Not academic quizzes. Quizzes like “What celebrity are you?” “If you were an American President, who would you be?” Buzzfeed is my particular favorite site for said quizzes at the moment. They are just fun! I may or may not be a 13 year-old trapped in a 25 year-old body.

Elephants. Favorite animal ever. Naturally, my college mascot was en elephant. There is just something so magical about them. They are enormous, yet gentle and stinkin’ smart! I’m planning a trip with a friend to a destination where you can ride them in the wild. I have no other reason for going to said place. Stay tuned. The trip is going to be uh-mazing.

I hate feet. They are sick. Ugh, I just really despise them. Most of the time they are cold and ugly. The unkept feet are the worst. I try to get a pedicure every two weeks for scheduled maintenance. I know, it’s a really weird thing and I can’t even explain my dislike. Maybe a follow up post on this is in order once I can put into words my disgust.

I used to eat sticks of butter. When I was little I apparently loved me some butter. I was caught multiple times eating butter, and mom had to put it on the highest shelf in the refrigerator. I think about it now and throw up in my mouth a little. I still maintain butter is great on everything, but eating it plain makes my stomach turn a bit.