I was at a luncheon over Spring Break and someone brought up the Costco Bride and I almost regurgitated my lovely shrimp sandwich on their plate. Costco? You have GOT to be joking me. That is the most repulsive thing I have ever heard. Then I blocked it from my memory until Alex over at Is, Ands & Butts reminded me of this horrid nightmare.
1. Bottled Water
2. Toilet Paper
3. Paper Towels
4. My Wedding Dress
7. Wedding Bands
No Ma’am. These should never be on the same list. I realize we’re all on this recession kick and we’re having to save every penny, but Costco. Really people? Really. Look ladies, if you need to save money… you cut the guest list. Your second cousin, Sally. Sorry, chach didn’t make the cut. Oh, and you’re “grand-big sister in Delta Nu with 5 children” that’s right she’s cut too. Her and her snot nose kids will receive a lovely announcement.
I can’t talk about this subject anymore. It physically pains me. If you’re a a bride and you need a wedding on a small budget, contact me. We’ll make it work without buying your dress from Costco. Is ANYONE on board with this? Who are you? Where do you live?