So I waited a whole effing year for that wedding and then what happens? Oh, just an F5 tornado. AND THEN KATE HAD THE NERVE TO STEAL MY DRESS. I was sooo mad. Well, okay I love her, but I mean Kate for real? God just made me face my biggest fear, and then you steal my dress! Is that a joke? I bet y’all don’t believe me, but y’all know that “file” I always talk about? There is something in that bad boy that looks almost identical. Now, if I wear my dress I will look like a copy-kate WHEN THE TRUTH IS Kate, copied Cat!
Aline. Lace. Scandy neckline. I’m tellin’ y’all a hacker from Alexander McQueen got in my file.
I bet y’all thought I was going to show you my dress didn’t you? Psh, what do y’all take me for? An idiot? I know you bridezilla-older-than-me-biotches would steal my brilliance in a heart beat. Whoa, almost lost my cool there for a second. Let’s talk about Kate and her dress. And her balding husband. AND HER HOT BROTHER-IN-LAW! I mean what? We can talk about Pippa too.
Here’s ya topic. The Royals and their friends.
Ready. Set. Go.
I have seen this dress you speak of and I can say without a doubt yours is much better!It is not exactly the same,just has similar features.Keep Calm,Harry is still single!!
Although I did see a magazine cover in the grocery line that said he told Chelsea she was next!!he like blondes it looks like…….girls ,get out the Nice-n-Easy and make sure your roots are done.Harry is the better catch!!Not all that pressure to be perfect,just enjoy your Royal life!!!
Uh, balding husband…who cares! He is H-o-tt and will always be. Harry is the like bad-boy-sexy-gf-lookinamessatthewedding brother..which if that's your sort of thing, go on sista'. Im headed to London in the Fall to steal the balding one.