{"id":81,"date":"2014-02-11T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/uncategorized\/new-series-cat-confessions\/"},"modified":"2014-02-11T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T14:00:00","slug":"new-series-cat-confessions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"New Series: Cat Confessions"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It’s so fun posting about plans for my new home (here<\/a> and here<\/a>), my interview with Judd Waddell (here<\/a>), and my essentials lists (here<\/a> and here<\/a>), but I thought it would be fun for y’all to get to know a little bit more about the <\/span>real<\/i> me.  *Shutter* We’ll see how long this lasts before getting painfully embarrassing and my dignity makes me stop this weekly series.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Until the age of 18, I thought the lyrics of “Big Yellow Taxi” went as follows: “They pinked paradise to put up a parking lot, mmm bop bop.”<\/b> <\/span>I discovered I was wrong during one of my ultimate car concerts with my sister. She busts out laughing and squeals, “THOSE AREN’T THE WORDS!” I was indignant, ” Um yes, they are <\/span>Tiffany<\/i>.” I googled. <\/span>PSA:<\/b> Paved. They “<\/span>paved<\/i> paradise and put up a parking lot.” I would’ve preferred they “pink it,” but no one asked me. <\/span><\/div>\n
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I’ve had over 3,000 stitches in my face and 87 stitches in my leg.<\/b> I ran through a glass door at a birthday party when I was five. I have a large scar on my face and leg and had reconstructive surgery on said scars. I still get questions about the scar weekly, and make up stories depending my mood. “I got in a knife fight. You should see the other guy.” “I was surfing and a shark attacked me.” I tear up and say, “I was attacked at knife point.” Sometimes, ya just have to mess with people who ask, “What’s wrong with your face?” Jack Wagons.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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<\/b>I sometimes eat Taco Bell sober and genuinely enjoy it. <\/b>Typically, TB is my friends and my go-to for “late night,” but sometimes I have zero desire to cook, get out of my car and can’t wait for delivery so I drive through Taco Bell. Taco Supremes and a Bean & Cheese Burrito. Shamefully delicious.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I’m incredibly sentimental. <\/b>I’ve always been the “tough girl” in my group. I honestly pride myself with the trait. I’m the crossfitter, competitive, intense one in our group, but I’m actually insanely sentimental. I cherish things like tickets stubs, fortunes, pictures and notes. They are remnants of experiences I want to remember forever.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I love Donuts. <\/b>Not eating them. I love driving in circles repeatedly. I giggle like a little girl anytime anyone takes me to do donuts. I cry laughing. If you’re ever with me, and I’m in a bad mood… take me to a parking lot and drive in circles. Instant happiness.  <\/div>\n
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Do you have any confessions? I’d love to hear ’em! Don’t be nervous, I just admitted five! Stay tuned for next week’s confessions…<\/p>\n
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