{"id":77,"date":"2014-02-25T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-02-25T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/uncategorized\/cat-confessions-week-3\/"},"modified":"2014-02-25T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-02-25T14:00:00","slug":"cat-confessions-week-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Cat Confessions: Week 3"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I sent a screenshot to the wrong person… and lied about it. <\/b>I was texting with a certain someone when I received a text that surprised me. I was freaking out about what to say, so I used my favorite life line, “Screenshot the conversation and text your best friend.” I quickly took a screenshot and without thinking, clicked “chose existing” and fired that bad boy off with the caption “Um, what?” He quickly responded, “Huh?” I about died. Thankfully, he didn’t realize what I was doing and just responded, “Wait, my phone is freaking out! Not sure what’s happening. Call me later! :)” Yeah, I definitely knew what was happening…<\/p>\n

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I love Quizzes.<\/b> Not academic quizzes. Quizzes like “What celebrity are you?” “If you were an American President, who would you be?<\/a>” Buzzfeed<\/a> is my particular favorite site for said quizzes at the moment. They are just fun! I may or may not be a 13 year-old trapped in a 25 year-old body.<\/p>\n

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Elephants.<\/b> Favorite animal ever. Naturally, my college mascot was en elephant. There is just something so magical about them. They are enormous, yet gentle and stinkin’ smart! I’m planning a trip with a friend to a destination where you can ride them in the wild. I have no other reason for going to said place. Stay tuned. The trip is going to be uh-mazing.<\/p>\n

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I hate feet.<\/b> They are sick. Ugh, I just really despise them. Most of the time they are cold and ugly. The unkept feet are the worst.<\/i> I try to get a pedicure every two weeks for scheduled maintenance. I know, it’s a really weird thing and I can’t even explain my dislike. Maybe a follow up post on this is in order once I can put into words my disgust.<\/p>\n

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I used to eat sticks of butter.<\/b> When I was little I apparently loved me some butter. I was caught multiple times eating butter, and mom had to put it on the highest shelf in the refrigerator. I think about it now and throw up in my mouth a little. I still maintain butter is great on everything, but eating it plain makes my stomach turn a bit.<\/p>\n

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Have you ever sent a screenshot to the wrong person? Eaten stick(s) of butter? I hope my confessions make your week a little brighter! Can’t get enough? More embarrassing confessions here<\/a> and here.<\/a> Share a confession, it’s a safe space! <\/div>\n
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