{"id":218,"date":"2010-03-23T02:52:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-23T02:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/uncategorized\/i-did-it-i-got-jorts\/"},"modified":"2010-03-23T02:52:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-23T02:52:00","slug":"i-did-it-i-got-jorts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/?p=218","title":{"rendered":"I did it… I got jorts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello beautiful bloggers! How was everyone’s break? Well, over my break I became a total hypocrite. I broke down and got jorts. For everyone who doesn’t know jorts are jean shorts. BUT, don’t lose faith in me  just yet, we aren’t talking frayed Abercrombie up-your-rear shorts. They are cuffed and completely cover my behind. I usually try to stay away from trends I feel like I will regret years down the line, but for some reason I am into this trend only if its done right. Take a look.<\/span><\/p>\n


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J.Crew<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n

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7 For All Mankind<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n

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Joe’s Jeans<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n

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I love this trend for Spring… if done right. Some people don’t understand how to wear jorts.<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n

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Exhibit A. Tim Tebow.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Thank you, Tebow, for making me vomit in my mouth. Men, never <\/span>EVER<\/span><\/i><\/b> wear jorts. <\/span>EVER.<\/span><\/i><\/b> Or I will hate you… <\/span>fooor-eevvv-errr.<\/span><\/i><\/b> Sandlot anyone?<\/span><\/div>\n

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Britney Spears. <\/div>\n
Thank goodness she has come back to her senses… somewhat. <\/div>\n
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Well guys and gals I have given you the good, the bad, and the ugly of jorts. What do y’all think? Are you into it? When done right they are cute for Spring, don’t cha think? Let me know!<\/div>\n
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