{"id":182,"date":"2011-01-20T16:03:00","date_gmt":"2011-01-20T16:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/uncategorized\/i-need-it-all-of-it-meow\/"},"modified":"2011-01-20T16:03:00","modified_gmt":"2011-01-20T16:03:00","slug":"i-need-it-all-of-it-meow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/?p=182","title":{"rendered":"I need it. All of it. Meow."},"content":{"rendered":"
I’m an animal lover. Truly. But right now I can’t get away from wanting stuffed bambi’s to flank every wall. Even though I’ve gotten used to <\/span>Count Blackula’s<\/span><\/a> glass eyes staring at me, the roomies… not so much. They don’t understand it, and I get that. You see, County and I have a little relationship. And bonus: lowest maintenance pet <\/span>e-ver.<\/span><\/b>  Then I started thinking about little Count’s life before I murdered him in cold blood, and I started feeling really really awful. I didn’t lose sleep over it or anything, but still. Poor little Black Buck. <\/span><\/div>\n

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THEN. LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND.<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/div>\n
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Oh. <\/span><\/div>\n

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EM.<\/span><\/div>\n

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<\/a>STINKING.<\/span><\/div>\n

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GEE.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I die. <\/span><\/div>\n

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I was b-boppin’ around <\/span>Lonny’s Blog<\/span><\/a> yesterday and <\/span>BOOM<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/span>.<\/i><\/b> Gold. <\/span>Frederique Morrell<\/span><\/a>. I can see it now. Bright walls. Mirrored accessories. Needlepoint mount. I’m thinking  Betsey Johnson bright. I knew God created my desire to needlepoint in the 5th grade for a reason, but I had no idea. I mean. For. Real. So whimsical. Nice to the wittle aminals.  PUURRRFECTION.  <\/span><\/div>\n

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Yes, please.<\/i><\/b><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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