{"id":143,"date":"2011-04-08T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-08T16:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/uncategorized\/closet-envy\/"},"modified":"2011-04-08T16:35:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-08T16:35:00","slug":"closet-envy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Closet Envy"},"content":{"rendered":"
I organized my closet last night because it needed to be done and maybe a little because Mom is visiting today, and well let’s be real, it was a wreck. Probably not by any normal human beings standards, but myself and my mother are OCD. I started realizing how ugly my closet was and I got a little down. Then I remembered how beautiful other people’s were and it just made me effing depressed. I have closet envy. Rill. Frickin’. Bad. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Oh. My. Gosh.<\/span><\/div>\n

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I mean…<\/span><\/div>\n

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I don’t even own scarves and I want them. <\/span><\/div>\n

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For my big jewels. Jokes. <\/span><\/div>\n

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COME ON. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Isn’t it so bootiful!<\/span><\/div>\n

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Bailey,<\/span><\/a> you’re just rude. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Shoes. Oh the shoes.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Isn’t it just so lovely. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Hangers made of pure gold. <\/span><\/div>\n

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The organization is key.<\/span><\/div>\n


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Pink Closet. WHY DIDN’T I THINK OF THAT!<\/span><\/div>\n

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Do y’all have a dream closet? Don’t y’all want one? <\/span>Bailey,<\/span><\/a> it’s just not fair. I mean seriously. Also, if you haven’t seen the rest of Peppermint Bliss Bailey’s house, Mister Clifford. You must. Click here<\/a>, here<\/a> or here<\/a> to visit.  <\/span>Clos-ette<\/span><\/a> is also responsible for the greatness presented above. What are you furry friends doing this weekend? Mom, is coming to visit for our last Parent’s Weekend. Sick. I am getting so old.<\/span><\/div>\n

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Happy Weekend!<\/span><\/span><\/b><\/i><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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