{"id":122,"date":"2012-01-13T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T15:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/uncategorized\/could-you-do-me-a-huge-favor-is-that-hummus\/"},"modified":"2012-01-13T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T15:00:00","slug":"could-you-do-me-a-huge-favor-is-that-hummus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.perpetual-perfection.com\/?p=122","title":{"rendered":"Could You Do Me A Huge Favor? Is that Hummus?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“How’s your mom?” “Smell this.” “I kind of want to get a hot dog.” “Is that a mojito?” “Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen.” <\/span><\/div>\n

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It’s incredibly sad, but incredibly true. Girls, we sound like this, but we’re awesome so it’s okay. <\/span><\/div>\n

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Happy Weekend!<\/span><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n
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